42, She Chose Herself, & Popped Gold Champaign — The Birthday Glow-Up I Didn’t See Coming ✨🍾
“Setting boundaries and enforcing them isn’t rude, unkind, or selfish–it’s a form of deep, unapologetic self-respect. It’s saying,
“I matter. My peace matters. My energy is sacred, and not everyone gets access to it.”
Manifest. Mourn. Masturbate. Repeat: A Midlife Awakening
“I HAD A HEART-TO-HEART WITH MY PHYSICIAN RECENTLY AND EXPLAINED TO HER THAT THERE IS ONE THING IN LIFE I REFUSE TO GIVE UP. AND THAT MY FRIENDS ARE ORGASMS...
THE FACT THAT MY ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICATION LIKES TO NUMB MY CLITORIS, ISN’T A WIN IN MY BOOK. I’D RATHER LIVE WITH MY ANXIETY AND JERK OFF ALL DAY WITH SOME ACTUAL FEELING IN MY GENITALS. LIFE IS SHORT, AND ORGASMS ARE SACRED.”
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