The Art of Trusting Yourself:          Lessons in Healing,         Alignment,                                         &                                                               Self-Love

The Art of Trusting Yourself: Lessons in Healing, Alignment, & Self-Love

I’ve been a one-woman show for a long time, carrying every dream, every goal, every vision on my back. And lately, the universe has started rewarding me in quiet, sacred ways – through opportunities, genuine people, and yes, even through love

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Depth Over Dick: Choosing Alignment, Healing & Loving Yourself Loudly

Depth Over Dick: Choosing Alignment, Healing & Loving Yourself Loudly

“I won’t wait around for half-assed affection or breadcrumbed love stories that go nowhere. I’m not interested in being someone’s “maybe” anymore.

Because what I bring to the table isn’t just dinner—it’s flavorful food, lit candles, deep connection, unmatched head, and love that heals ancestral trauma.”

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Soulmates, Silver Linings, & Love Written in The Stars

Soulmates, Silver Linings, & Love Written in The Stars

“My mom is the oxygen that sustains the air-flow to his lungs. She is the reason his heart keeps on beating one struggling tick after another.

She is the life force that surrounds this man’s aura.

And I noticed for the few days my mother was admitted in the hospital, once she was removed from his electromagnetic field—the light fading slowly around my father as his worry grew.”

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The 90s Sitcoms Lied: Reinventing Yourself Isn’t a Midlife Crisis
Entry Ten: Sexpectations vs. Reality: Dating in your 40s- Part Deux

Entry Ten: Sexpectations vs. Reality: Dating in your 40s- Part Deux

“Because when sex is good–with the right person–it’s a goddamn religious experience.

And that blowjob you used to dread giving?

It won’t feel so much like a chore anymore. 

It’ll feel like a gift.

One your mouth is happy to deliver. With grace and a little bit of vengeance. “

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Entry Eight:               Right from Wrong         &                              Hanes Her Way
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Entry Eight: Right from Wrong & Hanes Her Way

"TIME TO HIKE MY HANES HER WAY

GRANNY PANTIES ABOVE MY C-SECTION SCAR AND CALL IT A

FUCKING DAY..

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DO UNTIL MY ANXIETY KICKED IN WEARING PLATFORM

HEELS WHILE LIGHTING MY

NERVOUS SYSTEM ON FIRE LIKE IT WAS 1997 AND SOMEONE JUST PLAYED BOYS II MEN OVER A SLOW-MOTION BREAKUP SCENE.

TERRIBLE, I KNOW."

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